The fatties who go to Walmart have cheapened the whole word- “Bargain”. I’ve observed that there’s actually a sub-culture of the fattie in America. They probably have meetings in underground basements, stocked with fries on tap (Americans say fries, and everybody in France is offended that some call them “french fries”. We do not eat fries in France. We don’t even let fries come into France- they’re more banned than one of those terrorists that you Americans talk of.)

from Karl Lagerfield's Guide to Life.


It proved much more fascinating a read after I learned how to say Comme De Garcons with the proper accent, and how beautiful Yves Saint Laurent the founder's fashion illustrations were. See people, a bit of education, and you can all be pretentious like me.