Have you got it? ;3

“Who was the first guy that look at a cow and said,” I think that I’ll drink whatever comes out of those things when I squeeze them?”
— Calvin & Hobbes

Well, that explains Calvin's permanent height at least.
Why do people hate milk I wonder? o wo;;

“I think we dream so we don’t have to be apart so long. If we’re in each others dreams, we can be together all the time.”
— Hobbes (Calvin and Hobbes)

It's only fair Hobbes gets a say too.

“If Cain and Abel were Adam and Eve’s only children, how did they make more babies?
— Todd Flanders

I'm so going to get locked out of Heaven - w-;;